Garlic Butter

 Time for another quick recipe, this one adapted from AllRecipes.

I recently decided to fix grilled burgers for dinner (I know, in summer?!? What am I thinking? The shame!) and I decided to try something decidedly different. I smeared the buns with garlic butter and grilled them in the last 5-10 minutes on the same grill I used to fix the burgers. I left the meat unseasoned, because it probably would have been too much.

But, damn, those were good! Very possibly the best I have ever made.

For the garlic butter, I used a recipe I found at All Recipes and I (wait for it!) modified it. Here's my version.

Ingredients:

1/2 cup softened butter (1 cube)

1-1/2 Tsp minced garlic

3 Tbsp grated parmesan cheese (shelf stable powder works, but fresh is better)

1-1/2 Tsp garlic salt

1/2 Tsp Italian seasoning or French Herb de Provence

1/4 Tsp ground black pepper

1/4 Tsp ground paprika

Just mix it all together. Easily doubled.

For garlic bread, cut a loaf of French bread lengthwise and smear with the butter, and toast open face up under a broiler. Or smear on hamburger buns or sandwich rolls and grill or griddle over medium heat for a wonderful addition to your hamburger or salmon patty sandwich!

Pork Chop Rub

It was hot yesterday, in the 100 degree range. Weather like that demands grilling outside, if for no other reason than to keep the house a bit cooler. I knew I didn't have anything to grill, and as I started to think about what I was going to buy, I felt that I needed to fix something I usually don't. Pork chops spring to mind, and when I got to the store, I found they were less than $1.30/lb. That was less than half of the price for any kind of beef.

I didn't want to just grill them plain, so I started to look up recipes online. I found this rub at heygrillhey.com, and tried it. Here's my modification.

Ingredients

3 Tbs brown sugar

3 Tsp kosher salt

1-1/2 Tsp cracked pepper

1-1/2 Tsp paprika

3/4 Tsp ground mustard

1/2 Tsp cayenne pepper

Combine all ingredients. Prepare a grill for cooking and allow to heat to 400 degrees for 10 minutes. Sprinkle the rub into 4 pork chops and rub into the meat. Sear on each side 2-3 minutes, then move to indirect heat for 5-8 minutes until an internal temperature of 145 degrees is reached. Remove from heat and allow to rest for 5 minutes before serving to preserve internal moisture.

Enchilada Sauce

I always figured it would be difficult to make a good red sauce for enchiladas.

I was so very wrong.

I looked it up recently to find out how to make it, and discovered that I had almost everything in my pantry. In fact, I could have made the sauce without a trip to the store if I wanted a basic version. I did need corn tortillas to make the enchiladas, so I had to make the trip anyway, so I picked up some good chicken stock for it.

Otherwise, this is just a slightly modified version of the recipe on gimmesomeoven.com.

Ingredients:

2 Tablespoons Grape Seed, Olive, or Avocado Oil 

2 Tablespoons flour

1/4 Cup Chili Powder

1/2 Teaspoon Cumin

1/2 Teaspoon Garlic Powder

1/2 Teaspoon Cocoa Powder

1/4 Teaspoon Dried Oregano

2 Cups Chicken Stock

1/4 - 1/2 Teaspoon salt

Heat oil in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Add flour and cook for 1 minute, whisking constantly.  Add in the chili powder, garlic powder, cumin, cocoa powder, and oregano and cook for 1 more minute, whisking constantly. Gradually pour in the stock, whisking constantly to combine until no lumps remain.  Continue cooking until the sauce reaches a simmer.  Then reduce heat to medium-low to maintain the simmer (the sauce should continue lightly bubbling) for about 10-15 minutes, uncovered, until the sauce has slightly thickened. Give the sauce a taste and season with salt, as needed.  (I typically add 1/2 teaspoon fine sea salt, but the saltiness of the sauce can vary depending on the brand of stock that you use.) Use immediately.

Note: You can mix together the dry ingredients and store them for up to several months in a Ziploc bag or another airtight container for later use, then just fix it more or less as above.

Crumpets

 I’ve been experimenting with a new electric griddle my wife had me buy recently, and I was inspired to try to make traditional English Crumpets. I found a recipe at The Spruce Eats that works well, and then (here it comes!) modified it. I’m going to post the less modified version, and then my modifications to make it a shelf-stable mix for the pantry!

You will want a set of at least 4 stainless steel crumpet or English muffin rings to make this. Don’t get cheap aluminum ones. Stainless isn’t that much more, and won’t deform in your cabinets or drawers.

Crumpets

3-½ cups all purpose flour

2 teaspoons sugar

1-1/2 cups warm milk

1-¼ tsp active dry yeast

1-1/2 cups warm water

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking powder

Mix together flour, sugar, powdered milk, and yeast. Mix in warm (not boiling) water and milk until batter is thick and smooth. Cover with plastic wrap and allow to rise in a warm, draft-free place until it doubles-1 to 2 hours. Wisk the baking powder and salt into the batter. Heat a griddle to 350-400 degrees, or a heavy bottomed frying pan over medium to medium-high heat. Brush oil onto the griddle or pan bottom, and the inside of your crumpet rings. Fill crumpet rings about half to three-quarters full of the batter and cook for 5 minutes until there are many tiny holes on the surface. Flip crumpet and ring over and continue to cook 2-3 minutes.

To make as a mix, replace the milk with 6 tablespoons of powdered milk and add it to the flour, sugar, and yeast, and increase the water to 2-1/2 cups. I store the baking powder and salt together in a small ziploc bag, and the other ingredients in a large ziploc bag (throwing the small one inside it.)

A quick K.I.S.S.

 This is not a recipe, it's more a notice of my philosophy.

I've noticed, and my youngest has complained, that most recipe sites online will publish a recipe in the following order:

1. A complete biography of the site owner, starting with how their parents met.

2. A complete history of the country of origin of the recipe, starting no later than 1406, and possibly going back to the origin of humanity.

3. A complete biography of the person they got the recipe from, starting with how their grandparents met.

4. How to make the recipe including useless tips and how to eat the resulting food, but missing ingredient proportions.

5. Multiple ads which may or may not relate to cooking (gotta pay for that website!)

6. Product endorsements.

7. The entire, uncondensed Mahabharata and the entire works of Homer, the Bible (NKJV and Good News versions, both), and a few selected works of Shakespeare, and/or Chekhov.

8. The actual recipe, well hidden between ads.

9. Comments from a few people who claim to have made the food in question.

10. More ads, including clickable (you won't believe number 10!)

My philosophy is to instead give you a bit of information about where I got the recipe, why I went for it, and then the recipe itself. Then I stop. I've heard this philosophy called "Keep It Simple, Stupid!"

Need I say more?

How about "You're Welcome!"

Bordeaux Candies

Folks-
My mom gave me a small bag of homemade Bordeaux candies yesterday, along with the recipe. They taste a lot like something from See's, but not exactly. Using the right chocolate probably makes these a whole lot better than what you're likely to find in a candy store. I'm sure she used Guittard milk chocolate chips to coat hers, that's her favorite brand.
I'll try this recipe soon, but until then, here's her recipe:

Bordeaux Candy

1 Cup light brown sugar

1/2 Cup butter

1/4 Cup whipping cream

1/2 Teaspoon instant coffee

Pinch salt

2 Cups sifted powdered sugar

12 oz chocolate

Melt butter and brown sugar together in a heavy pan. Bring to a boil for two minutes. Add whipping cream, coffee crystals, and salt and return to a boil. Stir constantly for 30 seconds, then remove from heat. Let cool for ten minutes. Mix in powdered sugar. Cool until mixture can hold the shape of a ball. Form mixture into one inch balls and coat with melted chocolate. Cool on waxed paper.

Raised Doughnuts

Yesterday I decided to try to make Raised Doughnuts for breakfast today, and knocked the ball out of the park! It turned out to be a project, but the results were well worth it.
This is going to be less than a doughnut recipe, because I used my Bread Machine Bread Dough Cinnamon Roll recipe I posted here back in April 2013 as the doughnut dough. This entry is more about process.
I am certain the cinnamon roll dough recipe can be adapted to handmade dough if you just look up some homemade yeast bread recipes online and adapt the ingredients to their method, so don't be upset or run away if you don't have a bread machine.
I will be including glaze recipes, though.
I mentioned that I first decided to make these yesterday. In fact, Aaron and I made the dough in the bread machine last night. We then put it in a bowl greased with cooking spray, and covered it with plastic wrap that was also coated with cooking spray on the underside, so if the dough should rise, it wouldn't stick to the bowl or plastic wrap. We placed the bowl into the refrigerator overnight.
This morning, I took the bowl out of the refrigerator, and prepared two cookie sheets by laying down parchment paper on them, and heated the oven just to warm it a bit (under 200 degrees F). I rolled the dough on floured parchment paper to about 1/3 of an inch thick, maybe 1cm, and cut it using a doughnut cutter, and placed the cut-out doughnuts and holes on the cookie sheets.  If you don't have a doughnut cutter, I would cut them into bars or sticks 1-2" thick. Once the sheet was full, I turned off the oven and placed it inside with the door of the oven cracked open to allow the doughnuts to rise for about 45 minutes.
I called Aaron over to help at this point. I had him put about 1/2-3/4 of an inch of oil into a large frying pan, and heated it over medium-low heat until a doughnut hole placed in the hot oil floated and fried to golden brown on the bottom in about 1-2 minutes. We then fried all of the doughnuts in the oil, flipping them once each, and let them cool on a cooking rack placed over more parchment paper in a large jellyroll pan to catch the drips.
This produced darn near perfect doughnut shop looking raised Doughnuts. Fluffy light. No joke.
We used a granulated sugar glaze because we were out of powdered sugar, and made the best sticky doughnuts you could imagine.
Here are three glaze or glazing/icing recipes I would use for these:

Granulated Sugar Glaze (Sticky Doughnuts)
Adapted from a recipe found at Our Everyday Life.

1 Cup granulated sugar
1 Cup water
A few drops vanilla extract

Combine water and sugar in a medium saucepan. Heat to a simmer over a medium-low heat while stirring, and simmer for about 5 minutes after the sugar dissolves and the mixture begins to thicken. Remove from heat and let cool for a few minutes, then add vanilla extract and mix it in. Allow to cool to room temperature, then glaze doughnuts by dropping them into the glaze and flipping them once before returning them to the cooling rack. These will crust like a traditional glazed doughnut, but it takes much more time-about an hour, compared to a couple of minutes for a powdered sugar glaze. If you want to eat these doughnuts warm, like any sane person, they will probably be sticky, and almost certainly delicious.

Powdered Sugar Glaze
Adapted from a recipe at epicurious.

1-1/2 Cups powdered (confectioners) sugar
2-3 Tbsp water or milk (water is used at most doughnut shops, and by me)
1/4 Tsp vanilla extract
A small pinch of salt

Put sugar into a mixing bowl and add water, salt and vanilla. Mix by hand until it is no longer seriously lumpy. Dip doughnuts into the glaze and coat them by flipping once, and return them to the cooling rack. The normal glaze crust should form in a minute or two.

Buttercream Icing
Adapted from a recipe at allrecipes.

1/2 Cup softened butter
2 Cups confectioners (powdered) sugar
3 Tbsp milk
1/2 Tsp vanilla
1/4 Tsp salt

Optional: 2-3 Tbsp cocoa powder for chocolate icing
1/2 Tsp Maple Extract or Mapline for Maple icing
1/2-1 Tsp Ground Cinnamon for a cinnamon frosting

Cream the softened butter by hand or using a mixer in a large mixing bowl until creamy. Gradually mix in the sugar until thoroughly incorporated (add in cocoa powder or ground Cinnamon to the sugar if using them). Mix in the salt and vanilla (and Maple Extract if making Maple icing). Pour in the milk and mix for 3 or 4 minutes. If the icing is too thick to slowly sheet off of the spoon, add more milk 1/2 Tsp at a time, mixing it in thoroughly until it does sheet off.. Drop doughnuts into the icing on one side, and return to the cooling rack icing side up. The crust should form in one to two minutes. If you want to spread this icing instead, use less milk and mix to a spreadable consistency.

All three of these glaze/icing recipes can be used on cakes, or Cinnamon rolls, or other pastries.

The Best Brioche French Toast

This is an easy recipe for a cold morning! It is our family's traditional Christmas Morning breakfast. And the absolute best thing about it is that you can fix a lot at once and freeze slices in individual sandwich baggies and heat them in the microwave for breakfast all week (you can warm it in a toaster or oven after it thaws if you want it crispier.) Best served warm, fresh, and with butter or cream cheese and syrup.

Ingredients

• 2 large eggs
• 1 teaspoon cinnamon (optional)
• 2 cups milk
• 1 or more loaves sliced Brioche bread (Trader Joe's has a good one)

In a small casserole dish or flat-bottomed bowl, whisk together eggs and cinnamon with a wire whisk or hand blender until thoroughly mixed. Whisk in milk. Heat a nonstick pan or griddle (or cast-iron with nonstick spray) over medium-low heat. Briefly (as in "oops! I dropped my brioche in egg and milk mixture!") coat both sides of enough slices of the bread to cover the bottom of the pan or griddle without touching, placing each slice on the hot surface as you pull it from the egg mixture. Cook each side for about 3 minutes or until just golden, flipping once.

Note: Cinnamon incorporates best with just the eggs. If you add it after adding the milk, the cinnamon tends to clump. You can substitute pumpkin pie spices for the cinnamon, or powdered cardamom, or allspice. Experiment and have fun!

Frozen Yogurt

I like a good frozen yogurt as much as I do a good ice cream, and luckily I recently found, and slightly modified, a good recipe. You need some kind of ice cream maker to make this, but it generally takes much less time than any ice cream recipe I've made, either in prep time, or freezing.
This is not a low fat recipe. Substituting in low-fat ingredients will cause large ice crystals to form, which are poor for the texture of the frozen yogurt.
Enjoy!

Frozen Vanilla Yogurt

3 Cups Unflavored Whole Milk Yogurt
1 Cup Half and Half
2/3 Cup Granulated Sugar
1 Tablespoon Vanilla Extract (or put 2 Tablespoons Vanilla Sugar in the measuring cup before measuring out the sugar),

Mix all ingredients together and follow the instructions for your ice cream maker to freeze to a creamy texture.

Perfect Homemade Biscuits

You know how I usually go out and find a recipe and then modify it? Well, this morning I went looking for a new biscuit recipe for breakfast, and found a recipe that already had so many variations that I had trouble finding one of my own to try.
I did, but it was work.
I found This recipe at https://www.momontimeout.com/perfect-biscuits-every-time-recipe/ and it has distinct advantages over either my buttermilk biscuit recipe from the now-defunct Meemo's Kitchen, or even baking mix biscuits. It doesn't take anything I don't usually have in my pantry or refrigerator, it's as fast to make as baking mix biscuits (nearly) and it is easily modified. The stock recipe comes out very soft, and rather flaky. I'll include some suggested changes at the end of the instructions.
Here's the recipe for Perfect Homemade Biscuits!

Ingredients

• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 3 tbsp sugar
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 4 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 tsp cream of tartar (optional)
• 3/4 cup COLD butter
• 1 egg (optional)
• 1 cup whole milk (skim works too)

Instructions

• Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
• The secret to excellent biscuits is COLD BUTTER. Really cold. Many times the biscuit dough gets worked so much that the butter softens before the biscuits even go in the oven. Try cutting the butter into small pieces and stick back in the fridge pulling out only when ready to incorporate into the dough.
• Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl. 
• Use a pastry cutter to cut cold butter into flour mixture. Don't go too crazy here - you want to see small, pea-sized pieces of butter throughout the dough. 
• Add in the milk and egg and mix just until the ingredients are combined. The dough will be sticky but don't keep working it. You should be able to see the butter pieces in the dough.
• Turn the dough out onto a generously floured surface. Sprinkle some flour on to the top of dough so it won't stick to your fingers and knead 10-15 times. If the dough is super sticky just sprinkle on some additional flour.
• Pat the dough out to 3/4 - 1 inch thickness and cut with a biscuit cutter or glass. I ended up with nine this time but depending on who is snacking on biscuit dough, I can get up to 12 biscuits. [I got 12 on my first batch, 14 on my second, and who snacks on raw biscuit dough?-Edly]
• Place the biscuits on a lightly greased baking sheet or parchment lined baking sheet and bake for 10 to 15 minutes or until golden brown on top.
• For extra yumminess, brush the tops of the biscuits with melted butter... [Your arteries will slam shut in delight!-Edly]

Modifications and notes:

Some of the ingredients are considered optional by the source.  They claim it is safe to leave out the cream of tartar, and that the egg is optional. They also say you can use buttermilk instead of whole milk, but you will have to use more because of how thick it is. UPDATE 12/20/2020: They're right about it taking more buttermilk. Today I made this recipe with the following modifications: 1 cup buttermilk instead of milk (I could have used a bit more.) 1 tablespoon of baking powder and 1 teaspoon baking soda instead of 4 teaspoons baking powder (1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and buttermilk is slightly acidic, which activates the baking soda.) No cream of tartar (I couldn't find any.)

The first time I fixed them today (I made them for breakfast and dinner both) I made them exactly as outlined in the recipe above, only choosing not to brush the biscuits with additional butter after baking (there's so much butter in them already!) The second time I added about 2 tablespoons of plain yogurt to the one cup of skim milk I almost always use in my cooking. They came out a bit moister that way.

Either way, these are best eaten hot and straight from the oven. They are not nearly as good if allowed to cool.
After testing: You can make these biscuits ahead of time and freeze them before baking them, just like Pillsbury frozen biscuits. Place the already formed biscuits into a baking sheet and place it into the freezer for an hour or two, then put the frozen biscuits into a freezer bag and store them for up to several weeks and make them as you want them!